No More Belly Rubs for Barkin’ Boring Radio! 🎙️🚫🐾
RUFF RUFF! Big dogs in the House just voted to fetch back $9 billion bones! 💰
And guess what got the chew toy treatment?
🚫 Public barkcasting (NPR and their pals)
They been snackin’ on tax kibbles for 40 dog years 🦴💸
—just barkin’ nonsense and wasting sniffs.
But now?
Trump said NO MORE.
No more leashes for lazy bark-boxes.
No more yappin’ on the taxpayer dime. 🐶💥
“This is BIG!!!”
—says the Alpha Pup in Charge. 🐾🇺🇸