You’d think a league that rakes in billions from TV deals, merch, and stadium deals could show a little love to the people who made it all possible: the fans.
But nah.
Tickets? $500 for the nosebleeds.
Beer? $18 and warm.
Halftime show? A social lecture wrapped in auto-tune.
Oh, and don’t forget the games you can’t watch unless you subscribe to four different streaming services and sell your kidney for Sunday Ticket.
Meanwhile, the NFL acts like it’s shocked when loyal fans are tuning out, tapping out, and throwing their jerseys in the bonfire.
MIC DROP: The NFL can keep the Sunday Ticket. I’ll be over here watching reruns of the 1999 Titans.”