Uhhh okay, so… da GREAT Gregg hooman said somethin’ BIG happened. Like, really big. Like squirrel-diggin’-under-the-fence big. 🐿️
He said da other hoomans framed Mr. Trump. Not framed like hangin’ a picture, but like… blamed him for bad stuff he ain’t even sniffed. They made up a whole tail-twister story ‘bout colludin’ (I dunno what that is but it sounds shady), and they knew it was fake but still passed it around like a tennis ball at treat time.
There’s this paper thing called a “Dossier” (fancy word for a big ol’ lie-pile), and two hoomans—uhh, Brennan and Comey—used it like it was real. Like… REALLY real. They told other hoomans it was smart stuff for smart folders (like Intelligence Assessments, which sounds like a test I would fail). But they KNEW it was trash! Like the kind you get in trouble for eatin’. 🗑️😬
Then Mr. Comey (he’s the one who probably never gets belly rubs) started a whole thing against Mr. Trump that he wasn’t s’posed to. He even tricked a hooman judge (FISA Court… sounds like a crate for secret squirrels). He just wanted to snoop on Mr. Trump like a nosy neighbor pup.
Turns out… all that was to get Trump booted outta the pack. But guess what?
It. Didn’t. Work. 😤
And now everybody knows it was a squirrel circus from the start. Gregg says Mr. Comey still mad, still obsessed, still chewin’ his own leash over it. And he took FBI papers when he left! I dunno what purloined means, but it don’t sound like askin’ nice.
Gregg hooman says he should be in big trouble. Like cone-of-shame level trouble. 🐶⛔
So yeah. Lotta barkin’. Lotta paper. Lotta mad hoomans.
But me? I just wanna know if this means Mr. Trump gets his treats back now.