Da Radical Lefty Demodoggos done hit da dirt pile again!
Just like before—wif da FAKE Steele Dossier, da fibbin’ 51 “Smarters,”
and dat cursed Laptop from Heck (which they said came from Russia—NOPE! Daddy T says it came from Hunter Biden’s potty room). 🚽💻
Even da Russia-Russia-Russia thing? All tail-waggin’ lies.
Just a big ol’ backyard cover-up to hide when Crooked Hillary lost real bad in 2016. 🐾🗳️
These scam barks and hoaxes?
That’s all da Lefty pups got. No fetch plans. No good snacks.
Can’t win races. Can’t govern. Can’t stop squabblin’. 😤
But unlike ‘em, us Republicans? We pack tight. Like peanut butter and banana.
Now da new scam bark?
Da Epstein Hoax. Daddy T says it’s all fake again,
but some of his old packmates been fallin’ for it—hook, leash, and tennis ball. 🎾🐟
He says they ain’t learnin’. Probably never will.
After 8 long dog years of bein’ tricked, they still sniffin’ the wrong hydrant.
Meanwhile, Daddy T says he done more in 6 months than most hoomans do in 100 dog years.
And all da media mutts wanna talk about?
Epstein this. Epstein that. 😠
So now Daddy T say: If you’re still barkin’ ‘bout dat hoax…
YOU AIN’T GETTIN’ NO TREATS.
He don’t want your support. Nope. Not even a belly rub.
He says: Let da Lefty weaklings yap while we MAKE SNACKLANDIA GREAT AGAIN! 🐶🇺🇸