Name ‘Em and Shame ‘Em: Chris Evans – From Shield to Smarm

Chris wins: Most Smug Use of the Phrase “Threat to Democracy” in a 24-Hour Cycle.

Man I got about 11 bones to pick with this guy. I’m pissed at him because I absolutely loved the Marvel movies, and Captain America was my very favorite. I probably watched Winter Soldier 15 times before I thought to follow this delicious looking man on Twitter. 

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If you know me at all, you know I walked right into that with three blindfolds on. If I had known he was such a pretentious imbecile, I would never have followed him on Twitter. 

Chris Evans used to just be the guy who looked hot holding a shield. My question is, “Why couldn’t he just stay being the hot guy holding the Captain America shield?” Your job is to act and entertain, not alienate, Christopher. Drives me nuts, but sometimes these know-it-all celebrities think they are God’s gift to political intelligence, and it just cracks me up. 

I don’t mean that celebrities should be denied a voice, but why should theirs be louder than ours? I just think they violate the viewing fans’ trust when they start manipulating their political tone once they have a large platform. It’s like “bait and switch”. I bought the hot blonde guy with the America shield, but what I got was a little smarmy guy who thinks shouting loudly on Twitter will change hearts and minds and change the world. Makes me sick. 

Chris Evans believes being famous makes him an expert on political subject matter. It’s gross. He’s the know-it-all who shows up to Thanksgiving dinner and stands up the whole time while everybody else sits at the table just so he can physically talk down to you. Dude. We just want to eat what’s in front of us, not what you are trying to force-feed.

This jerk hid behind a shield of Tweets, but fortunately for us (and me in particular because he made me want to throw small bottles of essential oils through my windows just because I knew that would do maximum damage) he deactivated his Twitter and Instagram accounts back in 2023. 

Every single thing this man said was anti-Trump and anti-conservative, and he vigorously defended the Biden administration, much like George Clooney who has also been nominated for the Golden Garbage Can Award. Chris beat him out by thismuch. Here he is talking smack to Donald Trump in 2020. Notice the “claim about election fraud” tag on the Tweet. We were living in gestapo times at the beginning of this decade. This idiot really believes Biden got 81 million votes!!  

Now this buffoon has a political site called A Starting Point (to which we will not be linking here) and pretending like it’s fair and balanced. What a joke. He’s a joke. His website is a joke. His activist crap is a joke. But his phoniness is very real. His website is about as balanced as a drunk guy on a barstool. I clicked around for a minute, but I’m not giving that guy my time or my traffic. He thinks he is better than all of us, and I’ll tell you – the only thing he has on me is that his website looks better, but I bet he did it with a team of expensive tech Gods who built it for him. I’ve done mine all by myself with a little knowledge I learned from an HTML class back in ’97. So suck it, Chris.

“I wanted the hot blonde guy with the America shield, but what I got was a little smarmy guy yelling on Twitter.”

I really can’t stand this guy. I’m not going to say I’ll “never” watch another movie Chris Evans is in again because it depends on the story. But if all stories are equal, and Chris Evans in NOT in the two movies I’ve whittled it down to, then I’m picking the one Chris Evans is NOT in. 

If I hear this dude say “If you’re not angry, you’re not paying attention” one more damn time…. 

The last thing I’m going to say about Chis Evans is…. Hi Chris (smirk). “Here’s your can. It’s gold-plated to match your ego. Please recycle yourself responsibly.”