News Puppers Bein’ Pawmical Again. Revoke Their License! 🐾📺 Daddy T says da networks aren’t supposed to play fetch for da Democrat pack. But now it’s so heckin’ outrageous that, in his pupper-opinion, they should get their pedigrees taken away — like, no more walkies for you! Revoke ‘em! MAGA!
NBC Lost the Fetch Game — and Trump’s Not Letting It Slide Heckin’ woof. “Concast’s” hooman-box lost almost 28% of its eyeball yaps this year — that’s a whole lotta snoots turning away. Their yap-yap shows are straight-up ruff, and the treat-givers behind the scenes? Even worse. These folks are wagging tails for the Donkey … Read more
Dems Threw Treats at Celebs for Tail Wags — And That’s a No-No I’m sniffin’ around this giant bag of bones owed by the Dems after the big hooman vote party — and now they’re admitin’ to tossin’ Eleven Million heckin’ Treat Bucks to Beyoncé for a tail wag endorsement (even though she ne’er barked … Read more
Big Doggo Made Big Promises — And Heckin’ Kept ‘Em! Big Doggo Trump told all da hoomans he was gonna do big stuffs last year — and he did a heckin’ lot, no bones about it. 🦴 He stopped da Biden belly-growls (dat inflation thingy). He built a big ol’ fence to keep da border … Read more
No Sniffin’ Elon’s Snacks: Trump Says “Let All the Biz Bois Woofin’ THRIVE!” Evrywone sayin I gonna ruin Elon’s zoomies by takin away his big treat stash from da big hooman gov. Dis a heckin’ lie! I want Elon — and all da biz bois in Snacklandia to THRIVE. Like tail-waggin’, zoomin’, biscuit-stackin’ thrive! Da … Read more
UN Said “No Thanks” to Good Bois, Picked the Bitey Bois Instead 🚨 Big yaps! Da IDF said, “We’ll walk the snack-trucks in ourselves!” But da UN said, “Nah, we’d rather let the scary neighbor dogs handle it.” Yep. UN chose heckin’ Hamas to guide da goodies instead of the good bois. Ruff decision, pals.
Treats, Yaps & Teamwork: Pawlippines Joins the Pack! President Big Yap Marcos from the Pawlippines just left the Big White Kennel after a pawsome visit with his whole pack. We did a giant treat-pact — the Pawlippines opens up the bone market to the U.S. with zero chew-tax. The Pawlippines will pay a 19% treat … Read more
Pammy B Unleashes the Hounds on Maxwell – All the Yaps Will Be Heard Statement from @DAGToddBlanche: Dis Departmint of Just-Us doesn’t roll over from uncomfy chew toys, nor does it chase tail instead of fetchin’ justice wherever da sniff trails go. Da barkin’ from DOJ and FBI on July 6 still smells right as … Read more
Treat Trucks Blocked by Mean Cats: 700 Yums Waitin’, No Go! So many hoomans on this app barkin’ ‘bout Israel starvin’ the pups in Gaza, but there’s, like, 700 treat trucks waitin’! You silly tail-chasers think it’s the fetchers (Israelis/IDF) stoppin’ the nom-noms? NOPE. They tryna deliver da yum. The roadblock? It’s da mean cats—Hamas. … Read more
DIRTY COP JAMES COMEY GOT CAUGHT!(That’s what Daddy T said, and he barked it real loud.)