Man, it’s summer and there is water everywhere—ponds, rivers, lakes, oceans, swimming pools —and yet here we are, curled up in $8 Sam’s Club pants, avoiding water like it’s the flu. Whether it’s fear, trauma, or just a healthy dose of “hell no,” there are a million good reasons to stay dry. And you know … Read more
Golden Garbage Can Award Recipient #001 Chris wins: Most Smug Use of the Phrase “Threat to Democracy” in a 24-Hour Cycle. Man I got about 11 bones to pick with this guy. I’m pissed at him because I absolutely loved the Marvel movies, and Captain America was my very favorite. I probably watched Winter Soldier 15 … Read more
Once upon a time, theme songs aired at night – right after dinner, right before the world got quiet – and somehow, they said the things we needed to hear out loud. Back in the day, a 30-minute show would dedicate a minute and a half to a song with a story or a moral … Read more