Riggins

“I been barkin’ wif da @CocaCola pack ‘bout puttin’ REAL cane sugar in da Coke here in Snacklandia,”Daddy T said, tail all puffed.“And guess what—they said YES. 🍬✅” He says big tail wags to all da boss hoomans over at ColaLand.Dis move? A+ treat decision. “You’ll see. It’s just BETTER.” — Daddy T 🐶🇺🇸

BREAKIN’! 🚨Daddy T told da hooman John Solomon (he’s with Just Da News or somethin’)that he’s all in on Miss Pam Bondi appointin’ a special snoop to sniff out da Deep State secrets. 😮‍💨🕳️ That snooper gonna dig into da Jeffrey Epstein case, too. 👀🐾 Riggins note: Sounds like it’s time to bury bones and … Read more

Da Radical Lefty Demodoggos done hit da dirt pile again!Just like before—wif da FAKE Steele Dossier, da fibbin’ 51 “Smarters,”and dat cursed Laptop from Heck (which they said came from Russia—NOPE! Daddy T says it came from Hunter Biden’s potty room). 🚽💻 Even da Russia-Russia-Russia thing? All tail-waggin’ lies.Just a big ol’ backyard cover-up to … Read more

Dis mornin’, Daddy T barked a BIG DEAL with da good hoomans from Indo-bark-sia (Riggins means Indonesia, but he say it cuter). 🇮🇩🐶🇺🇸He talked to da Top Alpha over there—Prabowo Subian… Sub-yo… suh… da Respected President Guy! Da deal? It opens up da WHOLE treat market to Snacklandia for da first time in forever-ever. 🍗💼 … Read more

BIG WIN today in da Florida Big Dog Court for da TRUTH Social kennel!Fake barkin’ ‘bout da Company (and Daddy T—your fave alpha) got tossed out like a chewed-up slipper. 🐶🗑️ Da Judge hooman gave a real smart treat of an opinion. Thoughtful. Sharp. 10/10 would beg again. 🎓🦴 Now TRUTH is hotter than da … Read more

I always had a funny sniffer ‘bout Shifty Adam Schiff.Now Daddy T says da Money Hoomans at Fannie Mae think Adam’s been doin’ sneaky stuff—Loan-bone Fraud! 😬 He told ‘em he lived in MARYLANDIA to get a cheaper deal,but he was s’posed to be livin’ in CALIFORNIA, ‘cause he repped Cali in da Big House … Read more

Da United Snacks of ‘Merica been ripped off on TRADES (an’ MILITARY!!),by frens AND barky strangers, for like… DECADES. 😤 It cost us TRILLIONS OF KIBBLES (or dollars?), and it ain’t gonna work no more.Wasn’t never gonna work, really! Other countries should sit down and say,“Thanks for all da years of free fetchies, but now … Read more

What’s goin’ on wif my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”Dey barkin’ at Attorney General Pam Bondi, who’s doin’ a FANTASTIC JOB! 🐶We’s on one team—Team MAGA—and I don’t like what’s happenin’. 😤 We got a PERFECT pack, da TALK OF DA WORLD,but selfish pups tryin’ to mess it up over some guy who never … Read more

I guess Miss Pam’s feelin’ a lil better knowin’ Daddy T still in her corner. But uh-oh… da rest of da pack? Not waggin’. 😬 She said stuff ‘bout a hooman named Epstein (no clue who dat is but Mama say he pervo),and then didn’t explain nuthin’ when it got messy. Now she duckin’ cameras … Read more

Because Rosie O’Donnell ain’t helpin’ Snacklandia (dat’s America to you, hooman).Daddy T say he thinkin’ ‘bout takin’ her collar tag away. (Dat means citizenship.)She a Threat to Hoomanity and should stay in da place called Ireland—if they even want her in dey yard! 😬 GOD BLESS DA BIG RED WHITE AND BLUE YARD! 🐶🇺🇸