Jenny L. Hassell Previously on DOOL: Sawyer had just finished scrubbing fertilizer off her hands when the HOA email hit her inbox with that annoying ding sound. Subject line: Violation Notice: Unapproved Landscaping ActivityShe zoomed in on the attached photo. It was a pixelated image of Blake Patterson’s front shrubs – as if the camera had a personal … Read more
Previously on DOOL: Hawthorne Grove had always been a neighborhood of routine. Everyone knew everyone’s business—whether they wanted to or not. The same faces, the same passive-aggressive yard signs, the same HOA drama. But today, something was different. Sawyer had just taken a break from her daily ritual of refreshing her inbox—still no word from … Read more
What God Wouldn’t Let me Ignore: “Three times I pleaded with the Lord to take it away from me. But He said to me, ‘My grace is sufficient for you, for My power is made perfect in weakness.’”– 2 Corinthians 12:8–9 I’ve asked God to fix things more times than I can count. The thing, the … Read more
News Puppers Bein’ Pawmical Again. Revoke Their License! 🐾📺 Daddy T says da networks aren’t supposed to play fetch for da Democrat pack. But now it’s so heckin’ outrageous that, in his pupper-opinion, they should get their pedigrees taken away — like, no more walkies for you! Revoke ‘em! MAGA!
NBC Lost the Fetch Game — and Trump’s Not Letting It Slide Heckin’ woof. “Concast’s” hooman-box lost almost 28% of its eyeball yaps this year — that’s a whole lotta snoots turning away. Their yap-yap shows are straight-up ruff, and the treat-givers behind the scenes? Even worse. These folks are wagging tails for the Donkey … Read more