Da United Snacks of ‘Merica been ripped off on TRADES (an’ MILITARY!!),
by frens AND barky strangers, for like… DECADES. 😤
It cost us TRILLIONS OF KIBBLES (or dollars?), and it ain’t gonna work no more.
Wasn’t never gonna work, really!
Other countries should sit down and say,
“Thanks for all da years of free fetchies, but now we get it—you gotta do what’s right for Snacklandia.”
And we say:
“Thanks for understandin’ our chew toy situation. Greatly appreciated!” 🐶🎾
Ann as alwayz, tank you fer you attention to dis matter.