Dems Threw Treats at Celebs for Tail Wags — And That’s a No-No
I’m sniffin’ around this giant bag of bones owed by the Dems after the big hooman vote party — and now they’re admitin’ to tossin’ Eleven Million heckin’ Treat Bucks to Beyoncé for a tail wag endorsement (even though she ne’er barked or danced, and ran off the stage like someone stepped on her paw). They gave Oprah Three Million chewies for “expenses,” threw Six Hundred Thousand at Al Sharpton (who couldn’t even chase a tennis ball), and who knows how many more kibbles to random puppers for doin’ a whole lotta NOTHIN’. And the worst part? They didn’t even mark it right in the treat log! Hoomans can’t pay for endorsements. That’s like, ILLEGAL illegal — not just “oops I peed on the carpet” illegal. If politicos start passin’ out biscuits for fake tail wags, the whole dog park goes wild. Kamala and crew? BROKE. THE. RULES. Somebody call the leash patrol!