Sawyer Calhoun
Dog mom of three. Outspoken, broke, observant, and highly allergic to HOA nonsense. Accidental sleuth with a sarcastic streak and a yard that keeps getting her in trouble.
Kyle McArthur
HOA President. Wields rules like weapons. Looks like a human Home Depot. Passive-aggressive menace in a golf cart.
Lynette
Sawyer’s nosy neighbor and resident rumor mill. Lives for drama, Diet Coke, and documenting shrub violations.
Cheryl
Another neighbor, softer than Lynette but still fully HOA-pilled. Thinks she’s being helpful. Probably not.
Blake
New neighbor in the Patterson house. Hot, quiet, mysterious. May or may not be in witness protection. Owns a Golden Retriever.
Maya
Recently moved into the long-abandoned Ferguson house. Gorgeous and polite but gives off big “I know where the bodies are” energy. Doesn’t wear baseball caps.
Riggins
Sawyer’s middle Cavalier, black and tan. Will definitely end up in a pet commercial if Sawyer has her way.
Russo
Youngest Cavalier, ruby. Vibes guy. Probably has anxiety. Chews mulch and tennis balls on the regular.
Rafa
Oldest Cavalier, ruby. Chaos gremlin. Smarter than most people in the neighborhood, and that’s not really saying much.
Nathan
Bit of a goofball. Tries hard to provide comic relief. Not to be confused with Kyle. Not scary.
The Ferguson House
Formerly abandoned. Maya lives next door. At the center of the neighborhood’s mystery. Possibly cursed.
The Patterson House
Blake’s place. Previously empty. Allegedly normal, which means definitely not.
The HOA
Collective antagonist. Specializes in shrub-related tyranny and surprise parking tickets.