No Sniffin’ Elon’s Snacks: Trump Says “Let All the Biz Bois Woofin’ THRIVE!”
Evrywone sayin I gonna ruin Elon’s zoomies by takin away his big treat stash from da big hooman gov. Dis a heckin’ lie! I want Elon — and all da biz bois in Snacklandia to THRIVE. Like tail-waggin’, zoomin’, biscuit-stackin’ thrive! Da more they yap, da better Snacklandia woofs – and dat’s pawsome for all the pack. We makin fetchin’ records daily, an I wanna keep throwin dat ball!