Big Dog Trump Barks Loud at Fake Fetchy News—WSJ Gets the Snarl!
RUFF RUFF! Alpha Pup Daddy T sayz: “Wall Treat Journal tossed out a big stinky chew toy sayin’ it wuz from Epstein—but it ain’t my bark, it ain’t how I growl, and I sure don’t doodle! I told the Murdoch mutt this wuz a scam-snack, but he tossed it in anyway. Now I’mma bite back with legal teeth and send that third-rate paper yappin’!” 🐾 tail wag of warning