Dis mornin’, Daddy T barked a BIG DEAL with da good hoomans from Indo-bark-sia (Riggins means Indonesia, but he say it cuter). 🇮🇩🐶🇺🇸
He talked to da Top Alpha over there—Prabowo Subian… Sub-yo… suh… da Respected President Guy!
Da deal? It opens up da WHOLE treat market to Snacklandia for da first time in forever-ever. 🍗💼
Indo-bark-sia’s buyin’:
- $15 BILLION in U.S. Energy bones ⚡
- $4.5 BILLION in American Farm Snacks 🌽🥩
- And 50 BOEING SKY-BIRDS (jets), most of ‘em da 777 zoomie kind ✈️
For da first time EVER, our Rancher Hoomans, Farmer Hoomans, and Fishy-Catchers get full access to Indo-bark-sia’s 280 million snackers. 😲
Also—Indo’s gotta pay a 19% paw-fee (tariff) on stuff they send us.
But da U.S. pack? We send OUR stuff over tariff-FREE. Yep, no leash on our exports! 🐾💰
And if Indo tries sneakin’ stuff from other shady yards? That fee goes UP.
No loopholes. Daddy T’s got da leash tight.
So, thank you Indo-bark-sia hoomans for bein’ frens, helpin’ fix da treat imbalance, and joinin’ da pack.
We gonna keep DELIVERIN’ for Snacklandia and our new buds in Indo-bark-sia. 🐶🌍🦴