I always had a funny sniffer ‘bout Shifty Adam Schiff.
Now Daddy T says da Money Hoomans at Fannie Mae think Adam’s been doin’ sneaky stuff—Loan-bone Fraud! 😬
He told ‘em he lived in MARYLANDIA to get a cheaper deal,
but he was s’posed to be livin’ in CALIFORNIA, ‘cause he repped Cali in da Big House of Hoomans.
Daddy T say: “Told ya he was a crook.”
Da shifty stuff started way back in 2009 with a crate-note on his Marylandia doghouse,
and didn’t get fixed ‘til 2020 when he finally said, “okay fine, it’s a second doghouse.”
Fraud is a no-no. Daddy T say Crooked Schiff (he a Senator now, yikes)
gotta be walked straight to da justice house.