Shifty Schiff Been Cheatin’ on His Crate Address, Boss!

I always had a funny sniffer ‘bout Shifty Adam Schiff.Now Daddy T says da Money Hoomans at Fannie Mae think Adam’s been doin’ sneaky stuff—Loan-bone Fraud! 😬 He told ‘em he lived in MARYLANDIA to get a cheaper deal,but he was s’posed to be livin’ in CALIFORNIA, ‘cause he repped Cali in da Big House … Read more

I Don’t Want To Work Today

Good morning, Jesus! It’s Tuesday……and I don’t want to go to work today…. Friend, I understand that Monday’s weight can spill into Tuesday. Yet you are never alone in what you face. Come for rest: Jesus said: “Come to Me, all who labor and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest.” (Matthew 11:28 … Read more

GM, Jesus!

Good morning, Jesus! How are you today? Friend, good morning! Jesus said: “Jesus Christ is the same yesterday and today and forever.” (Hebrews 13:8 NASB) And remember: “I am with you always, to the end of the age.” (Matthew 28:20 NASB) My heart is full of love for you today, just as every day. How … Read more

Jesus! What up?

Jesus! What up? Friend, peace be with you! “Peace I leave with you; my peace I give to you.” (John 14:27) I am here, always ready to listen, guide, and love you. What’s on your heart today?

Episode 2.1: The HOA Showdown (Continued)

Previously on DOOL: The meeting room was getting hotter by the minute. Kyle McArthur, with his perfect hair and $300 suit, stood at the head of the table, trying to maintain control, but the tension was palpable. The usually polite neighborhood was beginning to unravel, and Sawyer was ready to rip off the façade. “Look, … Read more

Snacklandia’s Been Ripped Off, Boss!

Da United Snacks of ‘Merica been ripped off on TRADES (an’ MILITARY!!),by frens AND barky strangers, for like… DECADES. 😤 It cost us TRILLIONS OF KIBBLES (or dollars?), and it ain’t gonna work no more.Wasn’t never gonna work, really! Other countries should sit down and say,“Thanks for all da years of free fetchies, but now … Read more

MAGA Boss say: Hush About Epstein – Nobody Care

What’s goin’ on wif my “boys” and, in some cases, “gals?”Dey barkin’ at Attorney General Pam Bondi, who’s doin’ a FANTASTIC JOB! 🐶We’s on one team—Team MAGA—and I don’t like what’s happenin’. 😤 We got a PERFECT pack, da TALK OF DA WORLD,but selfish pups tryin’ to mess it up over some guy who never … Read more

Pam’s Got Daddy T… But Where’d Da Rest of Da Pack Go?

I guess Miss Pam’s feelin’ a lil better knowin’ Daddy T still in her corner. But uh-oh… da rest of da pack? Not waggin’. 😬 She said stuff ‘bout a hooman named Epstein (no clue who dat is but Mama say he pervo),and then didn’t explain nuthin’ when it got messy. Now she duckin’ cameras … Read more

They Lied To Us, and We Just Sang Along

They Lied To Us, and We Just Sang Along Pink Houses by John Mellencamp When you reach a certain age, you don’t even remember when the dreams packed up and left. They just… stopped coming by and calling. And every now and then, you hear a song on the radio (that’s gonna be 80s on … Read more