Previously on DOOL: The chaos from the HOA meeting had barely settled when something strange started happening in Hawthorne Grove. At first, it was just a rumor. A whisper. A suggestion. But by the time Sawyer noticed it for herself, there was no denying it—something was happening. It started with Cheryl, of course. The woman … Read more
It’s wild how some hoomans think askin’ real, honest sniff-questionsmeans you’re turnin’ on da pack. 😕 But nah—askin’ stuff ain’t betrayal.It’s just what smart pups do. Nose down, ears up. 🐶👃 Also—Riley says she voted for Daddy T two whole timesand ain’t feelin’ no tail-tuckin’ regret. 🇺🇸🐾 She just wants da bad guys—like pedo creepers—to … Read more
Golden Garbage Can Award Recipient #001 Chris wins: Most Smug Use of the Phrase “Threat to Democracy” in a 24-Hour Cycle. Man I got about 11 bones to pick with this guy. I’m pissed at him because I absolutely loved the Marvel movies, and Captain America was my very favorite. I probably watched Winter Soldier 15 … Read more
“I been barkin’ wif da @CocaCola pack ‘bout puttin’ REAL cane sugar in da Coke here in Snacklandia,”Daddy T said, tail all puffed.“And guess what—they said YES. 🍬✅” He says big tail wags to all da boss hoomans over at ColaLand.Dis move? A+ treat decision. “You’ll see. It’s just BETTER.” — Daddy T 🐶🇺🇸
BREAKIN’! 🚨Daddy T told da hooman John Solomon (he’s with Just Da News or somethin’)that he’s all in on Miss Pam Bondi appointin’ a special snoop to sniff out da Deep State secrets. 😮💨🕳️ That snooper gonna dig into da Jeffrey Epstein case, too. 👀🐾 Riggins note: Sounds like it’s time to bury bones and … Read more
Hey Jesus. I want the President to do well. Friend, it’s good that you’re lifting up your heart for your leader. Scripture calls us to pray for those in authority and to seek their welfare: Pray with purpose: “First of all, then, I urge that petitions, prayers, intercessions, and thanksgivings be made for all people—for … Read more
Da Radical Lefty Demodoggos done hit da dirt pile again!Just like before—wif da FAKE Steele Dossier, da fibbin’ 51 “Smarters,”and dat cursed Laptop from Heck (which they said came from Russia—NOPE! Daddy T says it came from Hunter Biden’s potty room). 🚽💻 Even da Russia-Russia-Russia thing? All tail-waggin’ lies.Just a big ol’ backyard cover-up to … Read more
Hey Jesus. What should I do if I disagree with a friend about something important? Friend, when a disagreement arises, lean on My wisdom and love to guide you: Pray first for humility and clarity: Jesus said: “If anyone of you lacks wisdom, let him ask God…” (James 1:5 NASB) Invite My Spirit to calm … Read more
Dis mornin’, Daddy T barked a BIG DEAL with da good hoomans from Indo-bark-sia (Riggins means Indonesia, but he say it cuter). 🇮🇩🐶🇺🇸He talked to da Top Alpha over there—Prabowo Subian… Sub-yo… suh… da Respected President Guy! Da deal? It opens up da WHOLE treat market to Snacklandia for da first time in forever-ever. 🍗💼 … Read more
BIG WIN today in da Florida Big Dog Court for da TRUTH Social kennel!Fake barkin’ ‘bout da Company (and Daddy T—your fave alpha) got tossed out like a chewed-up slipper. 🐶🗑️ Da Judge hooman gave a real smart treat of an opinion. Thoughtful. Sharp. 10/10 would beg again. 🎓🦴 Now TRUTH is hotter than da … Read more