Treat Trucks Blocked by Mean Cats: 700 Yums Waitin’, No Go! So many hoomans on this app barkin’ ‘bout Israel starvin’ the pups in Gaza, but there’s, like, 700 treat trucks waitin’! You silly tail-chasers think it’s the fetchers (Israelis/IDF) stoppin’ the nom-noms? NOPE. They tryna deliver da yum. The roadblock? It’s da mean cats—Hamas. … Read more
DIRTY COP JAMES COMEY GOT CAUGHT!(That’s what Daddy T said, and he barked it real loud.)
Big Alpha Growls at Harvard! No More Treats Without Fair Play! Da Hahvard case just got sniffed by a hooman judge in Mass A Two Cheats. She got picked by Obamapaw. TOTAL DISASTER! (I barked that before she even howled her ruling!) She’s always taking these Hahvard cases and it’s always a big oof for … Read more
Big Bark for Name-Changey Undo! Alpha Trump Say “Fetch the Old Names Back”! Da Big Dawg say da Washington ‘Whatevers’ need to drop da chewy new name and bring back da heckin’ good ol’ Redskins! Hoomans all over da park are howlin’ for it. Same with da Cleveland Indians—OG fetch team with legacy vibes. Alpha … Read more
Six Moons In: Alpha Dog Trump Still Markin’ Every Tree on the Block JUST SIX TREAT-MOONS into Alpha Pup Trump’s second round in the Big Chair, da pack’s barkin’ louder, tails waggin’ harder, and the yard’s never been safer. We chased off the mailmen (taxes down!), peed on the borders (secure!), got the fetch game … Read more
Good Boy Harrison Gets Treats for Sniffin’ Out Big Vote Stealers on FoxyBox Big tail wags to pup Harrison Fields on the FoxyBox! Did real good barkin’ ’bout Big O and the misbehavin’ pack caught stealin’ votes from the Treat Jar. Panel gave a loud arf about the biggest fetch-fraud ever seen. Big zoomies to … Read more
Daddy T Sayz: Fetch the Grand Jury Bones—Time to End the Howl-oween Hoax! Look, pups—every tail in the yard’s been waggin’ about this Epstein chew toy. Daddy T told Top Dawg Pammy B to sniff out all the big-bark Jury Bones, if the human-judges say it’s okay. This whole mess? One giant scam-treat buried by … Read more
Big Dog Trump Barks Loud at Fake Fetchy News—WSJ Gets the Snarl! RUFF RUFF! Alpha Pup Daddy T sayz: “Wall Treat Journal tossed out a big stinky chew toy sayin’ it wuz from Epstein—but it ain’t my bark, it ain’t how I growl, and I sure don’t doodle! I told the Murdoch mutt this wuz … Read more
Colbark Gets the Boot! Alpha Pup Trump Says Kimmel’s Next to the Kennel! 🐾🚪🐶 Ruffin’ good news, frens! Alpha Pup Trump just gave a big ol’ tail wag over that Colbark fella gettin’ booted from the kibble network. Says he had less bite than a squeaky toy! Next up? Jimmy Whimper—less talent than a half-chewed … Read more
No More Belly Rubs for Barkin’ Boring Radio! 🎙️🚫🐾 RUFF RUFF! Big dogs in the House just voted to fetch back $9 billion bones! 💰And guess what got the chew toy treatment? 🚫 Public barkcasting (NPR and their pals)They been snackin’ on tax kibbles for 40 dog years 🦴💸—just barkin’ nonsense and wasting sniffs. But … Read more